adulthood makes you boring
You know you’re an old fart when….
…your Friday night “plans” involve buying a new vacuum at Target.
…breakfast is oatmeal (the real old-fashioned kind) with fruit instead of Fruity Pebbles.
…Saturday morning consists of cleaning the house & planning dinners for the week, not watching cartoons and eating the aforementioned Fruity Pebbles.
…you actually get EXCITED about your [...]
